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Hey guys! I know it's been a while. I'm quarantined in like everyone else but

I've been noticing everything's fitting tighter and I look a little more fluffy

so I figured I'd give you guys a way in. But first let me take off my clothes.

I don't think my clothes weigh very much, but you know, I'm going to get you an accurate

number here.