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And we have a new guy here, you go by Bastion I guess? Bastion, what's your last name?

Hunter. Bastion Hunter, that's a nice name.

And what do you like to do for fun, like hobbies and stuff?

Hang out with friends, go to the beach. I throw parties for my other job, so that's pretty much my fun time.

Yeah, that's cool. And how old are you?